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Funny Baby Clothes & Funny Onesies For Babies

Our funny baby clothes, funny baby onesies and funny  baby tshirts have been featured on The View, and in the Washington Post & the Chicago Tribune.

We cleverly hide behind our desks, sit over long brooding dinners, inhale large mugs of Portland brew to come up with the wittiest onesies using iconic designs for babies and kids. You won't find most of our clever onesies anywhere else. Did we mention we LOVE pun shirts? 

We hand-press funny slogans and images exclusively on high-quality American Made one pieces and T-shirts --because sweatshop labor isn't funny.

Baby Wit takes funny to a whole new level. Our rated-G funny baby onesies include cute one-liners like If You Think I'm Good Lookin' You Should See My Uncle baby onesies (or aunt or grandma), I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me and That's It, I'm Going To Grandmas.

Offensive Baby Clothes? Yeah, these funny baby shirts are bad--shop with care. My Dad's A Hipster Douchebag, He Thinks He's My Daddy (ouch) onesie, My Mama Drinks Because I Cry baby onesie, and Don’t Forget to Wipe My Ass baby onesie our some of our worst, errr, best original novelty baby clothes.

Gay Funny Onesies? Play on the worst fears of the paranoid Christian Right with our They're Raising Me Gay baby onesies or the "My Parents Are Big Gay Liberals."

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  1. If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Baby Bodysuit
    If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Baby Bodysuit
    $23.99
  2. If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Toddler T-shirt
    If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Toddler Jersey Cotton T-Shirt
    $23.99
  3. If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Toddler Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Toddler Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    $23.99
  4. If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Infant Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Baby Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    $23.99
  5. If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Organic White Baby Onesie
    If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy Organic Baby Onesie
    $18.99
  6. My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Baby Bodysuit
    My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Baby Bodysuit
    $23.99
  7. My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Toddler T-shirt
    My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Toddler Jersey Cotton T-Shirt
    $23.99
  8. My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Toddler Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Toddler Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    $23.99
  9. My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Infant Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Baby Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    $23.99
  10. My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Organic White Baby Onesie
    My Mama Gets High Because I Cry Organic Baby Onesie
    $18.99
  11. Been Inside For 9 Months Baby Bodysuit
    Been Inside For 9 Months Baby Bodysuit
    $23.99
  12. Been Inside For 9 Months Infant Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    Been Inside For 9 Months Baby Shirt 3/4 Sleeve Raglan
    $23.99
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