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You May Not Be Cool, But Your Baby Can Be

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This Machine Kills Hipsters on shirts, dresses, skirts & more

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It's true! You have a baby and suddenly you stop being a hipster douchebag who goes out to see live music grows mustaches and smokes American Spirits. The shirt is a spin off of Woody Guthrie's guitar on which he had penned This Machine Kills Fascists. Made in Portland, Oregon, USA. Sweatshop Free. Non-toxic Inks. Feel free to request special placement of image on your cool baby clothes. Makes a funny baby gift for soon to be ex hipster parents.

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