Go the F--k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach

Go the F--k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Beautiful, subversive and pants-wettingly funny, Go the F--k to Sleep is a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.