Funny Baby Clothes

Our funny baby clothes, funny baby onesies and funny baby shirts have been featured on The View, and in the Washington Post & the Chicago Tribune.

We cleverly hide behind our desks, sit over long brooding dinners, inhale large mugs of Portland brew to come up with the wittiest onesies using iconic designs for babies and kids. You won't find most of our clever onesies anywhere else. Did we mention we LOVE pun shirts? 

We hand-press funny slogans and images exclusively on high-quality American Made one pieces and T-shirts --because sweatshop labor isn't funny.

Baby Wit takes funny to a whole new level. Our rated-G funny baby onesies include cute one-liners like If You Think I'm Good Lookin' You Should See My Uncle baby onesies (or aunt or grandma), I Only Cry When Ugly People Hold Me and That's It, I'm Going To Grandmas.

Offensive Baby Clothes? Yeah, these funny baby shirts are bad--shop with care. My Dad's A Hipster Douchebag, He Thinks He's My Daddy (ouch) onesie, My Mama Drinks Because I Cry baby onesie, and Don’t Forget to Wipe My Ass baby onesie our some of our worst, errr, best original novelty baby clothes.

Gay Funny Onesies? Play on the worst fears of the paranoid Christian Right with our They're Raising Me Gay baby onesies or the "My Parents Are Big Gay Liberals."