Funny

Funny Baby Clothes

Our funny baby bodysuits and funny baby shirts have been featured on The View, and in the Washington Post & the Chicago Tribune. 

We cleverly hide behind our desks, sit over long brooding dinners, inhale large mugs of Portland brew to come up with the wittiest baby sayings using iconic designs for babies and kids. You won't find most of our clever baby tees anywhere else. Did we mention our sense of humor includes pun shirts?

We hand-press funny baby sayings and images exclusively on boutique-quality American Made infant bodysuits, baby raglan shirts, baby cotton pants and toddler T-shirts in organic and traditional cotton --because sweatshop labor isn't funny.

Baby Wit takes funny to a whole new level. Our rated-G funny baby clothes include sayings like If You think I'm Good Looking, You Should See My GrandmaSilent Protagonist and Milk Is For Closers.

Funny Organic Baby Clothes

We don't really understand why but when you look around on the web you'd come to believe that people who buy organic clothing HAVE NO SENES OF HUMOR. Seriously, it's ridiculous. Everything looks really nice and very non-offensive. As though somehow just because we aren't serious about life makes us not serious about what touches our bodies. We're here to say, hey, you can buy funny, rock, absurd and nerdy baby clothing on GOTS certified organic cotton baby bodysuits. Now go gift that organic If You Think I'm A Mess You Should See My Daddy one piece. LOL.

Uncle & Aunt Baby Clothes

If your brother or sister just popped out a newborn and you're searching for that perfect gift, our aunt baby and uncle baby onesies include our best selling "If You Think I'm Good Lookin' You Should See My Aunt / Uncle", because you know who got all the good looks in your family. LOL.

Daddy Shirts

We are female run so you know our favorite thing in the world is a dad joke. We've got the He Thinks He's My Daddy dad infant bodysuit. Please take care in gifting this one. One featuring dads beard or rather mustache on a baby one piece. It says My Dad Is A Hipster Douchebag. Daddy's Lil Monster in a retro font. If you have a funny baby girl try our What Part Of Princess Don't You Understand or Daddy Buy Me A Pony make for some funny baby girl infant bodysuits. Our funny mom baby bodysuits feature mostly coping mechanisms. 

Offensive Shirts

Offensive Baby Clothes? Yeah, these funny baby shirts are bad--shop with care. This Machine Kills HipstersI Already Know More Than The President (a real hit at family gatherings) baby outfit, and My Mama Gets High Because I Cry organic baby one pieces are some of our worst, errr, best original novelty baby clothes. We solemnly swear we try our best to stay away from poop themed shirts like the pooper onesie, little shit and the Star Wars storm pooper but we just had to make a Don't Forget To Wipe My Ass that features a roll of toilet paper because even a drawing of TP is better than an empty shelf. 

LGBT

Gay Funny Infant Bodysuits? Play on the worst fears of the paranoid Christian Right with our They're Raising Me Gay funny baby bodysuit. Check out our political shirts for further derisive entertainment. Climb aboard and turn your tax deduction into a hilarious baby that spreads smiles far and wide by wearing matching Crazy Train shirts

Matching Shirts

Don't forget to check out our matching baby and adult tees made to match because matching family members is a weird and hilarious past time. Unisex baby colors along with gender specific are available. Yes, we offer pink shirts for men and baby blue for women. Pick up a fun baby outfit for your favorite new baby with cheeky baby sayings and share your sense of humor with those you love the most.