Funny Baby Onesie that says This Machine Kills Hipsters on red haired baby

Funny Baby

Poke Fun At Hipsters Via Adorable & Unwitting Babies

I Am That Person
Cute Baby Girl Wearing A Brooklyn Bridge Baby Bodysuit

No Sleep

The Brooklyn Bridge In All It's Glory

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A Cute Baby Wearing A Hat & A Question Authority Bodysuit

Question Authority

Don't just teach your children to read...Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything." ~ George Carlin

A mom sitting on a couch & baby playing in matching Yankers Rompers


A Unique Romper With No Fasteners or Elastic

What? Show me!
A cute toddler girl sticking her tongue out wearing a shirt with a 45" adapter.

Vinyl Rules


Go Retro

Funny Baby Onesies, Trendy Baby Clothes & Baby Shower Gifts Made In The USA

We've been making irreverent graphic tees and baby onesies since 2003. Our selection is dedicated to providing parents and caretakers with a much needed laugh out loud moment, reason to converse or a brief reprieve from the intense job of parenting in the modern age.

We are an all female run business in Portland printing funny baby onesies and cool kids clothes that fetch giggles and frowns. Check out our press page to see how Baby Wit has been making trends since the first year we launched.

We also design and locally produce Yankers®, a unique snapless baby outfit that is over the top comfy.

Baby Wit skips the cute and focuses on the obscure, the forgotten, the weird, the beautiful and the heroic. We love pop culture, wit, sideways metaphors, puns, and being silly.

We've just launched a sister site for grown ups.  You Can Stay Clothing can be described as mismatched Garanimals covered in our irreverent graphics. We design and craft each piece in our Portland, Oregon Studio and we use our graphics from Baby Wit to custom make all sorts of unique pieces.

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