Earplugs I'm Not Listening Joke Earplugs by Accoutrements

This gift blocks out:

• Incessant Nagging
• Boring Lectures
• Screaming Infants
• Insufferable Gasbags

Stay Calm, Plug In & Tune Out

We accept return on all non-sale items within 30 days. All items must be returned unwashed, unworn, unscented.

We deduct all our shipping costs from the refund amount unless we screwed up. In which case we will either refund you in full or send you out a replacement at no additional cost.

If you do an exchange we cover the cost of the return shipping.