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My Parents Are Big, Gay Liberals Infant Bodysuit or Raglan Baby Tee

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Funny Liberal Baby Bodysuit

There aren’t many words more harrowing for a conservative to hear than Gay & Liberal. We threw in the word Big for the intimidation factor. We know conservatives believe our country is falling apart because all these very large, gay liberals are raising children to believe in kooky ideas like a person’s sexual preference and orientation is nobody’s business except their own and that the world is older than ten thousand years. We want to reassure them that liberals are not the root of all evil by putting this on an extremely cute baby. Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon.

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    Funny Liberal Baby Bodysuit

    There aren’t many words more harrowing for a conservative to hear than Gay & Liberal. We threw in the word Big for the intimidation factor. We know conservatives believe our country is falling apart because all these very large, gay liberals are raising children to believe in kooky ideas like a person’s sexual preference and orientation is nobody’s business except their own and that the world is older than ten thousand years. We want to reassure them that liberals are not the root of all evil by putting this on an extremely cute baby. Hand-pressed in Portland, Oregon.

      Fabric Content

      100% GOTS Certified Organic Cotton

      Design

      Phthalate Free Plastisol Ink

      Country Of Origin

      USA

      Care

      Turn Garment Inside Out, Wash Cold, Hang Dry or Dry On Low. Do Not Use Bleach. Do Not Iron Design.

      Size Chart

      Newborn
      Length
      17" - 21"
      Weight
      5-8 lbs
      0-3 months
      Length
      21" - 24"
      Weight
      8-12 lbs
      3-6 MONTHS
      Chest
      12" - 14"
      Height
      20" - 24"
      Weight
      12-17 lbs
      6-12 MONTHS
      Chest
      14" - 16"
      Height
      25" - 28"
      Weight
      17-21 lbs
      12-18 MONTHS
      Chest
      16" - 18"
      Height
      29" - 31"
      Weight
      22-24 lbs
      18-24 MONTHS
      Chest
      18" - 20"
      Height
      32" - 34"
      Weight
      24-29 lbs

      Return policy

      We accept return on all non-sale items within 30 days. All items must be returned unwashed, unworn, unscented.

      We deduct all our shipping costs from the refund amount unless we screwed up. In which case we will either refund you in full or send you out a replacement at no additional cost.

      If you do an exchange we cover the cost of the return shipping.